I will be compiling a list of funny stories as they come up in my life. Hopefully you find them just as funny as my family and friends have.
To Make you Laugh – True story…
When my Dad talks to himself he does impromptu dance moves.
My Mom for the longest time use to tell people I had a foot fetish as opposed to a foot phobia. I hate feet.
I use to call yogurt yourgut and hot dogs hock-hogs when I was young.
I also use to say (and still do say) “bless you me” after a sneeze because I use to think “bless you” was one word made up specifically for sneezing.
Quote from my sister “Dairy is my favorite milk product”.
My Mom, Lois, asked me if I wanted the half loaf of bread they couldn’t seem to finish. Of course I said “sure, who doesn’t like free food?” Come to find out it was 90% heals. No wonder it wasn’t getting eaten. #ThanksMom
Puggle Sleepover – Click the link to see the post.
My sister made a special twitter account for the ridiculous texts our Dad sends. @textsfrom_dad